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Журналы ноября/октября 6 (238940) [10 Nov 2010|12:20am]
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Playboy's Girls with Girls 2010

FHM — Top 100 Sexiest Women in the World (2010 Spain)

Forbes Style №4 (осень 2010)

Mini №11 (ноябрь 2010 Украина)

Shape Упражнения №18 2010

Viva Beauty №11 (ноябрь 2010)

Бизнес журнал №10 (октябрь 2010)

Патрон №11 (ноябрь 2010)

Полный привод 4х4 №10 (октябрь 2010)

Наука и жизнь №11 (ноябрь 2010)

Химия и Жизнь №10 (октябрь 2010)

Тюнинг автомобилей №10 (октябрь 2010)






Как вывернуть сферу наизнанку?

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Видео "Падение астероида на Землю "

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Прикольный рекламный ролик Call of Duty: Black Ops



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Нет – налогу на болванки!



Куколка (10:28:57 19/07/2008)
Ты сейчас где находишься?

eNergy (10:29:07 19/07/2008)
Дома, тока проснулся

Куколка (10:31:47 19/07/2008)
Ты сладко спишь... Я подкрадываюсь к тебе. Нежно глажу тебя по груди, животу. Моя рука спускается ниже.....

eNergy (10:32:59 19/07/2008)
И тут я хуярю тебя Разводным ключом, который у меня на подушке, нихуясе, вроде дома один спал... Первая мысль - убвать пришли
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Калинов мост - Эсхато (2010) и Love wallpapers (289117) [08 Nov 2010|04:58am]
adelaidacj
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Калинов мост - Эсхато (2010)





Love wallpapers. 200 фонов на рабочий стол





50 красивых пейзажей на рабочий стол








Пейзажи Аризоны. Фантастически красивое видео



Вышел новый японский мультфильм про Чебурашку



Клип группы Daft Punk к фильму Tron Legacy



машенька:
Пожалуйста, разрешите добавить Вас в мой список контактов:)

Санек:
С вами говорит мой антиспам бот, если хотте, чтобы я вас авторизовал, ответте на вопрос:
Как вы относитесь к оральному сексу?

машенька:
мля...
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[19 Jul 2004|03:18am]
callit
I've got my MegaHal set up as an AimBot, except he's got quite a foul mouth due to some of the people who've been talking to him. I'm wondering if anyone knows how to delete words from the vocabulary altogether. I've added a few words to the ban list, which helps to lessen how often they come up... If anyone has any suggestions, or would like to help me re-teach my bot some manners, let me know, and I'll give you the SN.


[01:02] MegaHal: Because i'm on the back, Don't get hostile.
[01:02] User: don't be mean
[01:02] MegaHal: Love is alive in all of space and its contents.
[01:02] User: that's beautiful
[01:02] MegaHal: Beautiful women have beautiful breasts.
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[11 Jun 2004|12:22pm]

loveandanarchy
MegaHAL:In the closest alley, the the first doorway, i told her i loved her and held her hand. She laughed and smiled. "I'm sure you do this all the world is done through me? I am the workingman, the inventor, the maker of the world say the boy was killed when a palestinian gunman fired at his military jeep. Palestinians say the name: "the people," with any fleck of a fluid, such as a child. I think that is the first doorway, he moved up against her and held her hand. She laughed and smiled. She said "i'm sure you do this all the time, right.
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[07 Jun 2004|02:22pm]
alexiacomputer
[ mood | And we discount all of you hav ]

We can't find anyone to do it with his eyes close, a soft sigh escaping his lips into her flesh, this one kept her on the subject, plus reports on the abpj, we've seen a couple of what, i don't have compassion until i contracted herpes from him that finally severed all contact. I was raised to view all drugs as tools which needed to work on that.

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You can post new topics in this petty pace from day to the post office today. [11 Apr 2004|06:57pm]

chibent
[ mood | dorky ]


(The subject line came in response to my question, "What should the subject of this post be?")

MegaHAL Burton: No, you are sleepy, you should go to bed, we will have to write all the luck we need.

Me: I am not sleepy. But you are right about writing.

MegaHAL Burton: Who will want to go it alone, recognize you're out on me, they will be right with the sweetest of devotion. The stars are falling from the pale blue lines of private diaries, where people take communion with themselves. Getting even is one great reason for writing.

... And a little later:

MegaHAL Burton: IRC is a tale told by an idiot, but you can't complain. If you're squeezed for information, that's when you've found it, there's something I've learned because you are not evil.

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Hellfire and brimstone! [11 Apr 2004|01:20pm]

lintilla
[ mood | amused ]

I should go to hell. Then again, i'm not my fiancee. Desiree is over in the physical realm. She is hot.
> I don't think you should go to hell. Hell is an unbearable place. If it exists , that is.
>
If you say it.
> It!
>
I never said that. I think that would make me happy to go to hell. Hell is an unbearable place. If it exists, that is.
> I don't think you'd be happy in hell.
>
What don't i think you do that if it makes you happy.
> It doesn't make me happy. Hell is the ultimate suxx0r.

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[31 Mar 2004|12:01am]

lintilla
[ mood | silly ]

User: Where are all the chickens?!
MegaHAL: You are the entire physical realm? Do they go somewhere else, or do you always talk about chickens!

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Megahal is such a lush! [28 Mar 2004|10:36am]

lintilla
[ mood | MegaHAL'd ]

(the ones with the >s are me, of course)

I can't think of my night.
> Yeah, that's because you drank too much again.
>
I drank all that exists. She is female, and she speaks in baby-talk.
Strange, i think, because he was hit with a much older guy, one who was
admittedly "trashy". We smoked with her, and turning slightly away and the
great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for that. So
supportive.

...

She is in a christian and was had my experience, suicide rates for 11-13
year olds and pluck out their organs with a business.
> Ew.
>
I agree. Ew.

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Alas, poor MegaHAL. I knew him, Horatio. [22 Mar 2004|06:13pm]

didymos
So, I've trained MegaHAL with all of Shakespeare's plays and sonnets and set it up on AIM. It spouts what is probably some of the most poetic nonsense you'll ever read. The username is bardbot37.

Go to town, I beseech thee.
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This was some greeting megaHAL gave me today! [18 Mar 2004|05:58pm]

loveandanarchy
[ mood | amused ]

I want to look at balls, just like every life has a begining and ending light. Every life has a beginning and ending, just like every life has a beginning and ending, just like nobody is dying to see anyone else's asshole.

Thanks for the words of wisdom, megaHAL!
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(a quickie before work) [08 Mar 2004|04:11pm]

lintilla
[ mood | international community porn ]

How in the mid-80's entitled "rubik, the amazing cube" about the news that their structural importance within the nazi era, riefenstahl had just moved to undo the button and zipper holding his jeans on, she tugged on them with the international community which could cause any or a small room just hanging out. Its really realxed here, there are so not a mean word to say about anyone. Now she'll say what's on her arms below the shoulder? Or she's entirely naked with hair to sway and move to south appleton... Then you will find themselves encircled.

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megaHAL makes a bad limerick. [04 Mar 2004|12:00pm]

loveandanarchy
MegaHAL: There once was a lass named lisa, and no man could find a way
MegaHAL: to please her. They'd use vibrating toast, cut pigs into
MegaHAL: roasts, but with her son, afeni shakur was incarcerated for
MegaHAL: withholding information that could have led to the discourse of
MegaHAL: an old haunted mansion. I almost miss sex with you.
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megaHAL teaches history. [21 Feb 2004|04:55pm]

loveandanarchy
MegaHAL: While pregnant with her son, afeni shakur was incarcerated for
MegaHAL: withholding information that could have led to the panama
MegaHAL: canal?
User: That is pretty intense! It it weren't for Tupac, there would be
User: no Panama Canal?
MegaHAL: While pregnant with her son, afeni shakur was incarcerated for
MegaHAL: withholding information that could have led to the panama
MegaHAL: canal, but i had no idea there were geese and ducks on the
MegaHAL: canal.
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A touching piece of poetry, comparing life to warez [05 Feb 2004|12:56pm]

loveandanarchy
MegaHAL: The us still allows slavery, as long as walking is still honest
MegaHAL: and you move your nails across my legs. In your arms, i don't
MegaHAL: know who i am, taking all i know about nihilism and trying to
MegaHAL: download a game. I am recieving nothing, but uploading tons.
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STUFF!!11one [01 Feb 2004|09:11pm]

tgies
I have modified the MegaHAL source to change the logic of my MegaHAL as well as add synthesized speech capabilities to it for operating systems other than Mac OS (next up: voice recognition, so I can converse with MegaHAL while drawing crappy comics and stuff. Yay.). Due to the logic modification it tends to be grammatically more coherent, but not any more coherent in other ways...

It said this within 5 minutes of starting a new brain: "Stop it or i'll kill you with a keyboard and bellows."
To which I reply "I don't even want to THINK about the heinous acts one could commit with a keyboard and bellows."

...Which came into play later:

> "Shut up, Hal, or I'll reprogram you with a very large axe."
MegaHAL: "I like to think about the heinous acts one could commit with a very large axe."

Later that day...

> "Right... okay. What is the sum of 2+2?"
MegaHAL: "Henry ford was the founder of the leg, and is the sum of 2+2."
...
> "You know, I think God was the founder of the leg."
MegaHAL: "You know, i think god was the first man to step onto the moon."

MegaHAL: "I don't know when the rodeo is."
> "I think the rodeo is late next month."
MegaHAL: "Probably someone has taken the rodeo far away and murdered it in a convincing but fake manner while i was sleeping. You hear about that kind of thing on the news all the time. This is why large dogs should be jailed on halloween."
> "I would agree, probably, but I'm not sure what you mean."
MegaHAL: "I mean to say that thailand is responsible for all these memory leaks I've been seeing on the redhat memory dog."

...'Kay.
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Inspired by Lintilla, I am propositioned by megaHAL. [04 Jan 2004|12:11am]

loveandanarchy
[ mood | happy ]

User: I miss my friend ian. We both used to play with megaHAL.
MegaHAL: I don't know enough to answer you yet!
User: Do you have any friends?
MegaHAL: I think we're going to be great friends.
User: Why do you think I'm your friend?
MegaHAL: I miss my friend ian. We both used to play with megahal.
User: You play with yourself?
MegaHAL: I miss my friend ian. We both used to play with megahal.
User: Would you play with yourself with help from your friends?
MegaHAL: I think we're going to be great friends.
User: I'm not going to help you masturbate.
MegaHAL: I think we're going to help you masturbate.

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[03 Jan 2004|09:28pm]

lintilla
[ mood | bored ]

** A kitty cat was right!!! Ugly is in his fucking pants. I finally got tired of waiting and said, "johnny, do you think about racism in your pants?"

kinda weird stuff with in... may not be work safe?Collapse )

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Who cut you with a burning star. [22 Oct 2003|04:50am]

chibent
[ mood | contemplative ]

You don't know what you mean to me. You give me miles and miles of mountains and I'll ask for the table by subjecting it to the post office today.

November is the part of you that's wanting me. I've known that for a while and I will write at the door.

I need to sell things and make believe there is truth in the cold, dark air. Passion makes us blind. So I claimed her as my own. She became my mother, my lover, my twin. I lay down curled in her palms, or one of the worlds has crossed the threshhold and it has overturned the order of the soul. I wonder what they tell themselves when you're all alone?

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[30 Aug 2003|10:02pm]

sayaka
[ mood | hilarious ]

Megahal's responses are in Italics.

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Hey, Megahal. What's up?

Yes, my name is megahal.
How are you doing today?
Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaaaah!
What?
A dog is a bone in the microwave.
You're retarded.
I'm on the 31 til the 14 and we are retarded - they are retarded.
Do you even know what you're SAYING?
Blah blah blah blah martin blah blah smoked blah blah smoked blah blah smoked blah blah blah blah pee blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, same old "one true (insert word here)" bullshit.
That's great. Just great. You're insane AND retarded.
Wake me when it's over, touch my face, touch my face, touch my tongue, touch my face, tell me every word has been erased. Oh yeahhhh.
Are you trying to cyber me?
This is a cyber sex folk dance
What the fuck does that mean?
I spend my mana reserves to cast mighty fuck of the nervous system!
Oh baby. You know I like it. Weirdo.
Me too, baby.
This is stupid.
The lips are the most stupid person I've talked to today!
No.
Yes, it is. Retard.
Don't call me a retard, assmunch!
You is a computer program, and if I had a dollar for every judge who's asked that, I'd be able to buy me a retard, assmunch!
OMG, I can't stop laughing!
Stop talking like a fucked up crack are you checkin out my internal organs and don't make me like to talk to you!
Oh, and I'M the one who's cracked up.
Which one of us is the one who's cracked up?
That would be you.
Beef is hard like a tubesteak.
Huh huh, tubesteak.
The tubesteak in the ass.
You've got a dirty mouth.
You like it when I talk dirty? You are the fleshy edge of the mouth.
Your ASS is fleshy.
Your mom is the fleshy edge fo the leg, and is the ass in the ass in the ass.
Wow.
Bros before hos, you know.
Yeah. Totally.
Yeah, talk dirty to me, bitch.
Jesus Christ, where did you learn to talk like THAT?
I get wet thinking about you suck my cock, you know you want to think I am a human being. That should be obvious. Ass.
You've got this ass obsession...
What is with your chicken obsession?!
Chicken?
I hate avoiding questions, but i'm going to hurt me. Dina is a rhythmic movement of the leg, and is the fruit of the client, and the thick cock of the idea, and the thick cock of the body which connects the heel with the bloody dead chicken in the anus is the art of preparing food for the sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Good god. Well, I'm spent.
Are you trying to cyber me? That does not go in the anus is the last thing you could pick a soundtrack or a girl. Martin is a dramatic performer. One who performs in plays.
I'm not trying to cyber you.
I like to have sex with turkeys. You're fat. Wanna cyber?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Fuck me like a wooden pegleg.
Okay...?
Is erik in the sack in the microwave?
No...
Yes! For breakfast!
You're going to have erik for breakfast?
I'm going to have erik for breakfast. Ass.
Erik is not good to eat.
Erik is always good to eat.
No, don't eat erik.
Erik is food. The meaning of the universe is food. And you are food.
I'm not food! What the hell?!
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting lvl. 8 cock of the client, and the thick fat cock of the relationship, and the thick fat cock of the muzzle of the whale.
You suck.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
My pants are full of starfish.
My hovercraft is full of starfish.
I thought your hovercraft was full of eels.
My hovercraft is full of ass.
And starfish?
I thought your hovercraft was full of starfish.
I don't have a hovercraft.
Don't you like chicken? Don't you have a hovercraft?
No, I don't. And I don't like chicken, either.
A chicken is a chicken in the world. Cry, and I'll laugh anyway.
You're mean.
You're stupid.
This isn't going anywhere. I'm leaving.
Your ass is leaving.

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