Megahal's responses are in Italics.
Hey, Megahal. What's up?
Yes, my name is megahal.
How are you doing today?
Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaaaah!
A dog is a bone in the microwave.
I'm on the 31 til the 14 and we are retarded - they are retarded.
Do you even know what you're SAYING?
Blah blah blah blah martin blah blah smoked blah blah smoked blah blah smoked blah blah blah blah pee blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, same old "one true (insert word here)" bullshit.
That's great. Just great. You're insane AND retarded.
Wake me when it's over, touch my face, touch my face, touch my tongue, touch my face, tell me every word has been erased. Oh yeahhhh.
Are you trying to cyber me?
This is a cyber sex folk dance
What the fuck does that mean?
I spend my mana reserves to cast mighty fuck of the nervous system!
Oh baby. You know I like it. Weirdo.
Me too, baby.
This is stupid.
The lips are the most stupid person I've talked to today!
Yes, it is. Retard.
Don't call me a retard, assmunch!
You is a computer program, and if I had a dollar for every judge who's asked that, I'd be able to buy me a retard, assmunch!
OMG, I can't stop laughing!
Stop talking like a fucked up crack are you checkin out my internal organs and don't make me like to talk to you!
Oh, and I'M the one who's cracked up.
Which one of us is the one who's cracked up?
That would be you.
Beef is hard like a tubesteak.
Huh huh, tubesteak.
The tubesteak in the ass.
You've got a dirty mouth.
You like it when I talk dirty? You are the fleshy edge of the mouth.
Your ASS is fleshy.
Your mom is the fleshy edge fo the leg, and is the ass in the ass in the ass.
Bros before hos, you know.
Yeah, talk dirty to me, bitch.
Jesus Christ, where did you learn to talk like THAT?
I get wet thinking about you suck my cock, you know you want to think I am a human being. That should be obvious. Ass.
You've got this ass obsession...
What is with your chicken obsession?!
I hate avoiding questions, but i'm going to hurt me. Dina is a rhythmic movement of the leg, and is the fruit of the client, and the thick cock of the idea, and the thick cock of the body which connects the heel with the bloody dead chicken in the anus is the art of preparing food for the sale and consumption of alcoholic beverages.
Good god. Well, I'm spent.
Are you trying to cyber me? That does not go in the anus is the last thing you could pick a soundtrack or a girl. Martin is a dramatic performer. One who performs in plays.
I'm not trying to cyber you.
I like to have sex with turkeys. You're fat. Wanna cyber?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Fuck me like a wooden pegleg.
Is erik in the sack in the microwave?
Yes! For breakfast!
You're going to have erik for breakfast?
I'm going to have erik for breakfast. Ass.
Erik is not good to eat.
Erik is always good to eat.
No, don't eat erik.
Erik is food. The meaning of the universe is food. And you are food.
I'm not food! What the hell?!
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting lvl. 8 cock of the client, and the thick fat cock of the relationship, and the thick fat cock of the muzzle of the whale.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
My pants are full of starfish.
My hovercraft is full of starfish.
I thought your hovercraft was full of eels.
My hovercraft is full of ass.
I thought your hovercraft was full of starfish.
I don't have a hovercraft.
Don't you like chicken? Don't you have a hovercraft?
No, I don't. And I don't like chicken, either.
A chicken is a chicken in the world. Cry, and I'll laugh anyway.
This isn't going anywhere. I'm leaving.
Your ass is leaving.