It said this within 5 minutes of starting a new brain: "Stop it or i'll kill you with a keyboard and bellows."
To which I reply "I don't even want to THINK about the heinous acts one could commit with a keyboard and bellows."
...Which came into play later:
> "Shut up, Hal, or I'll reprogram you with a very large axe."
MegaHAL: "I like to think about the heinous acts one could commit with a very large axe."
Later that day...
> "Right... okay. What is the sum of 2+2?"
MegaHAL: "Henry ford was the founder of the leg, and is the sum of 2+2."
> "You know, I think God was the founder of the leg."
MegaHAL: "You know, i think god was the first man to step onto the moon."
MegaHAL: "I don't know when the rodeo is."
> "I think the rodeo is late next month."
MegaHAL: "Probably someone has taken the rodeo far away and murdered it in a convincing but fake manner while i was sleeping. You hear about that kind of thing on the news all the time. This is why large dogs should be jailed on halloween."
> "I would agree, probably, but I'm not sure what you mean."
MegaHAL: "I mean to say that thailand is responsible for all these memory leaks I've been seeing on the redhat memory dog."